The Real UK Citizenship Test

David Cameron has recently announced changes to the Life in the UK citizenship test - a test that most UK citizens themselves have said they wouldn't pass. The test below has been devised mostly by Twitter users to more accurately differentiate British citizens from johnny foreigner.

Please complete the following question: It's nice to see you, to see you______?

Nice
Again
In the buff

What is the correct response when someone drops a tray in the middle of a canteen?

Laughter
Applause
Offer help cleaning up

Please study the photograph below.

Which one is Ant, and which is Dec?

Ant (right), Dec (left)
Ant (left), Dec (right)
I can't tell

Do you want salt and vinegar?

Yes
No

When does the DFS sale come to an end?

When hell freezes over
At the end of the year
In the next 7 days

Please complete the following question: Who do you think you are kidding Mr. ______?

Miyagi
Hitler
Kipling
T

The UK is experiencing very hot weather. The headline in The Sun reads "phew what a ______"

Relief
Pair of baps
Scorcher

You have met a girl from Greece. What might she have a thirst for?

Knowledge
Retsina
European financial assistance

You are at a football match. How might supporters of the opposing team be going home?

In a f****** ambulance
On a delayed train
Promptly

Which Second World War relic is housed in the Albert Hall?

A spitfire
One of Hitler's testicles
A gas mask

Questions from the #RealCitizenshipTest trend on Twitter
Put together by Elliot Ross - @iamelliot
Quiz script by Dodo's Quiz Script
Question credits (as far as I can make out): 1) DrFidelius 2) Carys Hepworth 3) DeathBoy 4) Katy Bairstow 5) Martin Coxall 6) itswatty 7) Crime Watcher 8) DrFidelius 9) sonofajoiner 10) Tom Sulston